Don't push, I'm leaving
Right now, I have no money
You'll pay me in a week
I told you I'd pay monthly
What the hell
I eat some noodles then you're calling me
I'll beat you
Triads beat people
I'll beat you
What time do you go to work today
I… I…
What say we make friends?
What, so polite?
I don't want to
Don't want to
Boss, Hong Kong has an economic turndown. I can't make it
I'm not here looking for brain damage
How will I pay you back?
A few words
You give me 25 days
I give you all the $500,000 Ok?
25 days or I'll take you back to the Boss
Ok,Ok. Thank you, thank you
Take it easy
Thank you, thank you, thank you
Looking to see who's handsome?
Hey
Why are you here?
I live here
Where are you from?
Hong Kong
Do you have a residence permit?
What sponsor? Who sponsor?
What sponsor?
I am saying temporary permit
What thing?
Oops, I didn't tell you
I'm the landlord, call me Sister Kwan
Oh… Sister Kwan, hello, hello
Ayo ayo
Siu Bo said the landlord had a wife
I didn't think she'd be such a pretty girl
Sister Kwan, hello
When I was young, even prettier
No, no you have taste
I am a frank, straightforward person
Siu bo didn't pay the rent for 6 months
Ah.. Sister Kwan you know
My daughter likes you
Your daughter?
My daughter Ah Shan
Brother
Sister Shan, hello
Really, such a beautiful Mother
has such a pretty daughter
Of course
This is Ah Shan's telephone number
this is my phone number
The rent, things happen
you are so handsome
talk about it later
You young people
have a chat
Brother you look really handsome
You're welcome
I want to go to Hong Kong
The people are invincible
fierce struggle between two enemies is great
When will you take me?
Everything you say is like the movies
I am the real reality TV show
You pick me to show you things
Look at the scars, you'll see
Quite a neat scalpel mark
Not a scalpel, a Japanese knife
goes from here to here
That year
Japanese Yakuza
sent two top killers
Why did they come to Hong Kong?
Because I'm famous in Hong Kong
chased me from Tsim Sha Tsui to Causeway Bay
From Hong Kong Island to Kowloon
is across the sea, right in the middle
Is the Cross Harbour Tunnel
From Tsim Sha Tsui I run along the tunnel
run, run, run all the way to Causeway Bay
Finally
those two guys catch up
the knife is in my back
stuck in it
I lost Chinese face
I turned around and shouted
Wow
Le Ye, you're amazing
When will you take me to Hong Kong?
It's not everyone
can be handsome and smart like us
So how to be handsome and smart?
Need special professional training
Come, come, come, to training, practice training
Got any change?
Yes, yes, yes
No matter
Friend, the day starts
I'll give you a lesson on the sleeping mat
Lesson 1: selecting the object is very important
First of all must have a great body
Leave skinny girls alone
Just like this girl
Suitable for a beginner like you
Siu Bo, start your new profession
Go for it
Don't move
Robbery
Just wait a minute
What are you doing?
Robbery
Big Sister!
Big Sister! Big Sister! I'm not Big Sister!
What's the matter?
I'm young, he called me Big Sister
Impossible. Maybe he said robbery
Robbery?
Right
He is a knife salesman selling a knife
sees you are so beautiful
he wants to give you a discount on it
Discount?
Give you a discount
Of course, discount
So beautiful, not giving you a discount is robbery
You are so handsome
I'll give you a discount too
No, no, don't hang about
Brother
Are you alright?
A little girl you can't even get it
How can I take you to Hong Kong?
I really can't beat her
This life, I can't do it
I'm not a triad, I go to live
You are worthless
I was a thief
What are you doing?
Don't move, don't move
Good
The sly thing's out
Do a little bit
Robber's newspaper?
This one
Wang Shixiong, you remember what he looks like?
Committed to memory
The entire action plan
Do you remember?
Of course
The building has a fire escape route
I think I'm crystal clear now
You got something from the toolbelt guy?
Tool
What's that thing?
Robbery
Idiot, bringing an electric pen to rob with
Your Mother was your Father
Hello, I'm listening
Sorry
Big Brother
The time's not expired
No need to send people for me
Time's up? How?
I didn't tell you, your brother told me
I can't chat Boss, Ok?
Sorry, going up
Anything?
This can do robbery
Put it away
Up the stairs
Lawyer Zhu?
It's me
Come here to see me
There are some things I still want to address in the will
Recently my heart's not too good
Friends over there
I contacted them
Come to my office to talk about it
It's good this way
He's in the bath
Don't move
I'm not moving, not moving
Why? why?
To kill you
Why?
Money
It's not today
It is if I say so
I'll make you a deal
Give me 25 days Boss
25 days
What the..?
Hey, look at my knife
Hey..
Who are you?
Brother let me go
I'll finish the job, it'll pay the debt
Must.. must do something
Don't move, robbery
Where's the safe?
Tablets
What?
Tablets
What? What do you want?
Tablets
He wants you
Tablets
Don't come here
He wants you
Don't move, get the money
Hey
It lights up
Someone's dead
Call 110
Thailand
Good evening Sir
Hey, brother
Charles
Don't think by dodging me I can't find you
I'm not doing that
I've been very busy, very busy
You don't want to pay my money
No way
Brother what are you saying?
We worked together for so long
It's dealt with, don't you believe me?
You're not qualified to work with me
You listen
Pay me right away
Otherwise, you know how I do things
Hey, Blue
We worked together so long
So little money
$700,000
25 days
I'll send the Batman to deal with you
Brother, Brother, Brother
Hey
May I ask, is this Zha?
I am, may I ask who..
I know that you are the BLUE distributor
I want BLUE to do some work
But I..
You hold on eh?
Boss, Boss, telephone
What's the hurry?
Come
Telephone call
Blue was speaking
Do you speak chinese?
I work by the rules
My rule is 50%
When the deed is done
pay the balance
People in the Bay
will give you the data after you arrive
No problem
But..
I want a saloon car
low key
That's it?
Too low key!
Now he knows both our faces
We are murderers
Why is that?
That electric pen has my fingerprints on it
That means you are the killer
not us
Work it out
I just try hard to be conscientious
I was a good thief
you forced me onto this path of crime
I rob
to feed you
You use my stuff
You
You, all this time
are you following me now?
You aren't righteous, you're disloyal
You're not a real triad boss
What is it?
How am I disloyal?
When the landlady came for the rent
Didn't..
didn't I sacrifice myself?
So you could stay here
But now we are killers
Can you speak a bit louder?
I'll see who it is
Big Brother
What is it?
My Mum made these cakes
please come and eat
Oh! Thank you, thank you
Gimme, gimme gimme
Aren't you going to ask me in?
No, no, not today Siu Bo's at home
Was it the police?
Your Mother was your Father
Do the police do food delivery
have a look it wasn't the police
He has my fingerprints
Hey, hey, hey, sit down
You worry too much
My life is about 10 times worse than yours
Do you know?
Do you know why I am here?
I was so small when
I got a boss to take me
When I grew so high
he sent me undercover in the police
But my conscience told me
I can't travel two roads
Because
I want to be a good person
Actually
then I came here
No one forced you to come here?
Of course
but here there's no triad
there's no police
Only public security
Rubbish..
that's Infernal affairs
You think I haven't seen it?
I grew up with Hong Kong films
What?
You've seen Infernal Affairs?
Seen it
That's great
Do you know?
Infernal Affairs is based on the story of my life
Those screenwriter bastards
didn't give me any royalties
That
Andy Lau
he said my life experience
came to my house and lived there
and copied my mannerisms
Is it true?
Can you take me to get his autograph?
I can
Tony Leung and I cooked
Do you like Anthony Wong?
Love him, love him
He's like my brother
Let's go, go, go, quickly let's go
We ask him to sign an autograph
Money
No money for the fare
But we talk about this later
Now what's most important
is to clear your name
Le Ye
Sorry, I was wrong about you
We understand each other, two brothers
Anti-SARS
Never seen pee before?
Who do you want?
Is that Mr Charles?
I'm looking for BLUE
I want to talk business
I am Blue
I heard that your methods are very neat
and quiet
and cut throat
Done
Absolutely cut throat
But there is one thing
small problem
Prices are on the rise
I have plenty of money
I understand the rules
Good
So we're agreed
you'll help me settle a nuisance
The information
I've sent it, it's placed in
Quan Jincheng Jinsha locker number 1532
get the key from Manager Chen
What are you doing?
What, don't you see?
Don't rush me
give me time to get it
There must be something between them
The front door man is the masked man
he did the ambush
The guy who came later..
not a normal reaction, right?
I told him someone died
He just told us to go
As if
he knew there was a dead man
Right?
So what?
So the two men could be in collusion
So..
before we went to the door
he must've seen the masked man
but didn't react
You can clear your name
Right?
If we go quickly and find him
But there's one thing I don't understand
That is
Wang Shixiong is so famous
and he was murdered
Why isn't it in the papers
or on the TV
Right..
it means he's not dead
It's thanks to the electric pen
it went into his pacemaker
and activated the battery contacts
The pacemaker's back to normal
The patient
is now out of danger
Of course, he's in a coma
so let him have a good rest
try not to disturb him
Alright
So be it
It's fine
Lawyer Zhu
I want to know
my father
has he..
is there anything to tell me?
You're referring to the will
you have to wait for the signing
before I can say anything
That's part of the will
I said make it look accidental
now it's attempted murder
Moreover
he's not dead
You said that guy
is Southeast Asia's top killer
I didn't expect this to happen
Two idiots came along
to confuse everything
Who are those two?
I don't know
Lawyer Zhu
is of one mind with Father
About the will
he wouldn't tell me anything
He must have his darling daughter there
to announce what's in the will
This
isn't good
If my plan doesn't work
If you want to be a Vice President
with a part share
Then I can't help you
Then you say
What do you want me to do?
Let my sister be eliminated
it's important that it looks like an accident
Hello
It's me
I know
Our boss has new requirements
we can't talk on the phone
We'll meet at 9 am
Tian Tai building, on the rooftop
Good, good, good
I understand
BLUE?
Southeast Asia's No 1 killer?
Do you know?
Wang Shixiong's not dead
still in hospital
Then I'll finish the job
Come back
You said it would look like an accident
You have far to go
an electric pen
An electric pen can kill?
As a professional killer
anything in my hands can kill
can become an instrument of death
Good, good
Our boss
has a new mission for you
You
go to the airport
tie up this woman, bring her to me
I want to see the hostage dealt with
finished, done and dusted.
A further $1 million
All clear?
An accident. Ok?
Where are you?
You came to get me?
What? In the car park?
Where are you? I can't find you
I'm behind you
I'll say you are
Why didn't you come up and collect me?
This is the car park
Put the luggage in the trunk
This month is for you to learn
Open the door
Quickly, quickly
Oh, what a stink
Hey, I say
are you my father's man?
No, I am Wang's assistant
You are my Dad's assistant?
The way you dress
the taste of Al Italia you are not
I say, why are you so gross?
that huge belly
I say, how can you be an assistant?
This is truly damaging the company's image
Big Brother
There's that guy
You're right, the rich stay in top hospitals
Don't mess about, follow him
Hurry, go
Save me
Batman's here
Hello everyone
Where? Where? Where?
Hey Jack
Hello Lawyer Zhu
Are you curious about your father's will?
A little curious
If you or your sister meet with
an accident
Then everything goes to charity
My Dad's so great
Thanks
You saved me
Scoundrel
You're a bad man
What's happening?
Sit down
Nothing to do with me
I don't know, I know nothing
You bitch, you bitch
She knows me, she knows everything
You're torturing her
He is, my will is very firm
I didn't torture her
Stop
I know..
since both of you know everything
We'll play a lightning round game
Turn on the water, is it hot?
Question 1
He..
what is his relationship with Wang Shixiong?
He's Jack's assistant
he's worked for him for years
He also bullied him for years
For you, for you
You talk
The masked man killed Wang Shixiong
you had a room key
Were you in it together?
Yes, yes, yes, yes
Do you know that man?
I don't
Say what?
Once when I was bathing
I overheard their phone call
saying about Southeast Asian killer
Bullshit, bullshit
What Southeast Asian killer?
Speak
In fact we were..
we were looking for a novel
to adapt into
an Internet drama to sell
You are lovers of literature
do you like network video?
Have you seen The Old Boy Didn't?
I don't like Korean dramas
I did enjoy..
Crazy Stone.. something
Shut up!!
Both of you like bad movies
you should see The Warring States
What's that face?
What does it mean?
Come
Good, right
Who is that man that killed Wang Shixiong?
Big Brother
Hello
Unh?
Liuhe Bridge for the delivery
Good
Hey, hey, hey
Remember to bring $1 million
Big deals. Come on
bring him too
Hey, a car's parking
Phone's ringing
Where are you?
I'm here
Looks familiar
It's the masked man
He's not wearing a mask, I'm not sure
but the belly's the same
Who is he?
He is Southeast Asia's No 1 killer
I think
you won't last
He's looking
I have to go
Hey he's a killer
Behave yourself
Heard you were No 1 killer in South-East Asia
I like the catchy title
You're the Bat the Boss sent
I don't want that name
It's my style
I'd like to talk about the money
That can be discussed
Then we'll talk about it
That would be good
Here
$1 million worth of goods
So you take it away
Thank you
Don't go, don't go. What?
Give me $300,000 deposit
Ok?
No, no, no, $300,000 deposit
My way is..
you keep the goods
you give me $500,000, it's finished
Ok?
$500,000 you should have $700,000
Even $500,000 you've done well
Of course, even $500,000
is very good
You take away the loan
you owe me $300,000
What's hopping about over there?
My $1 million
$1 million
Don't run
$1 million, $1 million
My $1 million
$1 million
I can't swim
Hey, hey, my share!
BLUE, I killed him
Swim quickly, over there
Batman
My dad is dying
I am very sad
You should cry too
Lawyer Zhu said
if my sister had an accident
all his fortune
is donated to charity
I was wrong
Immediately, get my sister back
Your sister
fell into a river and drowned
Make sure
Immediately, go and make sure
Wake up, wake up, wake up
Batman, Batman
Batman save me Batman
I am Batman
But in real life
I am a simple man
In order to protect you better
I have a secret identity
I am his assistant
My name is Robin
call me Bin
Your Mother is your Father
Scared me to death
What's your name?
How old are you?
Where's your home?
No matter, no matter, you, you..
I remember
I was in the darkness
and then I am gasping like a fish, lots of water
I don't remember anything else
Turned her mind, being half drowned
Batman
Again?
You protect me Batman
What..
It's Ok..
Do you know who she is?
Look
Wang Shixiong' s daughter
More than $1 million
$2 million, $3 million
Can go to Hong Kong
Pearl of the Orient, my sweetheart
What happened yesterday?
Why were you with those two guys?
Forget it, forget it, where are the goods?
She fell into the water
I was just going to fish her out
when those two men rushed up
Aren't you Southeast Asia's No 1 killer?
You can't deal with two idiots?
This was part of the plan
Two friends photographed Batman saving people, before the UFO contact...
Here
What are you doing?
People behind you are hungry
Oh.. sorry
What's wrong with him?
Money.. give me the money
Two fritters, quickly
Watch where you're going
What are you looking at?
Ssh..
Look
this girl
even if she did leave her brain in the river
still worth watching
I think you should help her
buy her some underwear
I can't wear my shirt
Ah?
I buy?
Who else can go?
She can't go out, I can't go out
she keeps following me
You call her, a dolphin comes out
Dolphin
Yeah, dumb like a dolphin
That's not a dolphin?
Can you make it cheaper?
You buying it?
Yeah
How big?
Bigger than yours
Dare say my boobs are small
don't you want to live?
Go to hell, dare say my boobs are small
I went
Lovers playing with water
Could you not talk dirty please?
Your mind's full of that kind of thing
What are you looking at?
You brought her clothes?
You put this on
Understand?
Yes
Go
Dolphin, why aren't you wearing clothes
I put it on
Your Mother is your Father
The back
isn't fastened
Dolphin
can you think about me?
I'm also a man
You stop this
I really can't take advantage
Hurry
put some clothes on
Won't
I won't wear it, I won't wear it
Don't do that
Please, I'm begging you
What are you doing? Please put clothes on
I'm going out to play
You can't go out to play
you can't go out
I'm going to the funfair, I'm going to the funfair
Stop!
You have to stop shaking about
Oh! Help me
It was full
however the boss said
a clean job. A clean death?
You and I must sort this out
Brother, Brother, Brother
We are not brothers
this is the meaning of 'Boss'
I can't help with this
I have already drowned her
How do I clean it now for your benefit?
Has she been identified?
My..
$1 million
The boss said
as long as you make it clean
a further $1 million
$1 million
This $1 million
Wang Shixiong $1 million
Tian Ji $1 million
Wang Shiyi $1 million
Wang Shixiong
Tian Ji $1 million
Wang Shixiong $1 million, Wang Shixiong $1 million
Tian Ji $1 million
Wang Shiyi $1 million
Tian Ji $1 million, $4 million
Who is it?
Doctor, doctor
save our bird
it's dying
it won't eat, doctor
I can't save it
How can you be like this?
You're the animal guard
why don't you save it doctor?
I told you I can't save it
I'll tell you a home remedy
hook two roundworms out
give them to it to eat, it'll be fine
These, whose are these?
Never seen a girl's legs
with so much hair
How can I go..
Rent!
Hey, hey, hey
Get up, get up, get up
Landlady, landlady
Keep quiet
don't let the landlady see her
Brother Batman, I like it
Don't do that
Shan Shan
None of your business
Go home
Pyjamas
for sleeping in
I think your daughter may have the wrong idea
Really
to tell the truth
feelings can't be forced
I see..
it's you that's mistaken
being nice to Shan Shan to avoid the rent
that's what I think
Come over
help me zip it up
I'm no use with zippers
call Siu Bo to help you zip it
Siu Bo can't zip it
I've already let him zip it
Death must be love
I only love, only love, I want love
I'm all for love
Help, help me
Landlady, don't do that
what are you playing at now?
Oh, are you okay?
Are you alright?
You ungrateful thing
I credit your rent
I'm almost dead, choked to death
you didn't save me
I did save you
Gimme the rent money
or go away, push off
Batman, Batman you're quarrelling
A woman
Bat Bat (Daddy)
You just called him Daddy?
Yeah, she's my daughter
Are you married?
Yes, because of her we got married
so I can't accept you
How old are you?
I'm eight years old
You're eight years old?
Because she..
her mother is a basketball player
I brought her from my hometown
Do you know why?
Because there's no school will take her
I came here because of this gigantism
I used all my money on the journey
I went on Twitter to ask for help
they were not interested in me
they only cared about filmstars
and the gossip
Oh my god, what's this world coming to?
Don't be sad, there are good people in the world
I am a good person
I'll take care of this baby
I'll be your mother
I'm waiting
Still searching
If she's not found
then..
If she can't be found
there has to be a way!
Here, here, here
Do you understand me?
Actually, it's possible..
If she's not found
we find a fake one alright?
Yeah
I was going to say that
Get out
Once upon a time on the earth
there was a man called Batman
He always worked very hard
to keep peace in the world
Also there is Superman and Spiderman
Originally the three of them are sworn brothers
but then along came a woman
Wonderwoman, she fought to split them up
you fight for me and I'll fight for you
The result is, the world is no longer peaceful
How to get the world peaceful again?
Find the boss for justice
The last boss came to divide up the world
Superman can keep the sky
Office buildings go to Spiderman
Batman gets the underground
So we have to live in a slum
have to lay low
Do you know how to keep a low profile?
Hey
Why are you holding her?
Ssh
She wanted a bedtime story
or else she couldn't sleep
How come you never hold me
tell me stories to help me sleep?
Tomorrow night, I'll hold you till you sleep ok?
I'm not saying that
we got her out of the river, got no money
Her father's hospitalized
when he wakes up we'll talk to him
But her father's in a coma
if he never ever wakes up
are you going to hold her forever?
How is that possible?
Damn
Le Ye, are you thinking straight?
She also has a brother
We can take her to the brother
and get money
Then go to Hong Kong
Hey, hey
What shall we do?
She wanted to go to the funfair
we haven't taken her
You mean to say..
she can go to the funfair
then we take her to exchange ok?
Good
It's a deal
we go tomorrow
we get that money
Carry on
I want hamburgers Batman
What?
I want hamburgers
Give me some money
Hamburgers
Gimme money
No money
it's spent
What's this then?
I'll do it, I'll do it
Go and buy some
You going?
Not going?
You're too much
Dolphin, dolphin, dolphin
You.. you go home with Siu Bo
I'll buy the burgers
You go back quickly
Go, go, go
You come back quickly
Go now
Don't mess it up
Aah
Nothing like..
Useless
I want to play
Hit here
Hee
Hee hee Ha ha
Ha ha ha ha
Good fun eh?
This is fun, I want more
Aiya, ow, aiya
This is the work of an expert
Hello. I want speak to Mr Jack
What?
Do you want your sister?
How much do you want?
Cry for help
If you don't cry I'll beat you to death
Batman
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's it, and then shout
Batman
Cry
Enough, enough, enough
Scaring her to death
Why are
your pants down?
Didn't you tell me?
I'm the good cop now Ok?
You human scum
look what you've done
You get back
Batman
Oh
How can he do this to me?
If he doesn't like me?
How can you like him?
Don't you like me?
No, no
Batman will always love Dolphin Ok?
The woman's not prettier than me
I was a teen idol
Security!
See, I'm really like Fan Bing Bing
Do you speak English?
Aah
Brother, it's so hot in here
English is simple
I can learn it
I learn very quickly
Very, very, very
This is Jack
our Wang boss
Boss Wang
Lucky meeting
Excuse me beauty, can I ask you something?
Have you seen this person?
Little Buddy
Have you seen Spiderman's friend Batman?
Give me five dollars
You're asking me for money?
Ok, five dollars
Up there
Hello
Our boss has asked
if you can go to the hospital and finish the first job?
I just found those two guys
Don't worry about them
just go quickly
Boss she's here
Where's my sister?
In here
Tell me your conditions
$1 million
after tax
So annoying
My battery's dead
Piss off
Siu Bo, you're an imbecile, or you have brain damage, you..
you went to find Jack, why?
You make me so mad
Do you think I'm really a Hong Kong boss?
I owe money in Hong Kong
I came here to find money
it's not easy to find $1 million, you know
I'll hand her over. Then I'll have $1 million
pay back $500,000 and have $500,000
You know? She's very important
Batman
Dolphin
Batman
Dolphin
Batman
Dolphin
Batman
Be careful don't touch Distribution box maintenance
Batman
Dolphin
Batman
Dolphin put it down, it's dangerous
Batman Batman
Don't come here
No, no, no, no,no, don't come here
Save me
Argh, argh, argh
He dies like this
Argh, argh, argh
I told you not to come near
What were you doing?
Get up
What the..
Look
Dolphin are you ready?
Hey
Dolphin
We send her to her brother
With money, we can go to Hong Kong
You are not the old man's daughter
you are the result of your mother's cheating
Thirty million
I don't know anything
forgot all about it
I'm looking for you BLUE
A little business chat
You help me settle a nuisance
I've already sent the information
Quan Jincheng Jinsha locker number 1532
get the key from manager Chen
Hey
Hey, you still there?
I'm fine
Go now
Look at you
washing didn't clean your face
I showed you so many times
Let's go home
Siu Bo's staying in the hospital
Ah, what a day
Called the hospital Siu Bo'll be back in a few days
Ah,
I'm tired, how about you?
Got electrocuted today, eh?
Damn
Asleep already?
Not holding me tonight?
Okay
Batman can keep you company
Good girl
Mr Tian
Wang Shixiong is dead
my balance is due, pay me
Okay?
Well, the boss said
you have to kill Wang Shiyi to get paid
Batman
I'd like a birthday party
Then I'll get you a birthday surprise
Who are you?
I am a clown
Batman's friend
Is he here?
Here!
Batman
This is what you call a surprise
Surprise
Batman becomes the Joker
Hero becomes villain
You bad guys really want to send her home?
Today is her birthday
give her a surprise
I want to see the show
Good show
Show
You give $1 million
minus $500,000
and $500,000 to you
Or I could do a show
$1 million minus $700,000
that's my $300,000
Brother Long told you to come
pressing me for the tuition fee
Aren't you called BLUE?
pressing me for the tuition fee
You're not
told by Ah Long to collect the debt
You're not
told by BLUE to collect gambling debt
I'm not
Me neither
happy ending
Cut the cake
everyone cut the cake together
You're the one
who gives BLUE's birthday party
Hmm
Do you remember someone
asked you
to give Tian's student a surprise
Have been very busy
lots of surprises
I'm ready for Mr Tian to get a
Lunar surprise
Lunar surprise is no fun
Cancel it Uncle
We are in a professional field
if you say cancel, it is cancelled
Cancel, cancel
There are a lot of people
want to give your friend a surprise
including his older brother
Jack
Hmm
Surprise
I'll give you three times the surprise price
if you cancel all the surprises Ok?
One surprise, $1 million
Two surprises, $2 million
Three surprises, $3 million
Surprise
Make a wish
Just make a wish
I'd like to be with Batman forever
Ooo, Ooo, Ooo
Don't talk, Ok?
We can all be friends, can't we?
No we can't
The other day I went to a beauty pageant
Did you win?
No
You should have
That's it? Good talk
That's not it
They are looking for someone
I told the guy, it looks like
I'm too pretty
but your daughter could win
You're short of money
Choose to have this money
How about it? I'm right aren't I?
Since her brother
is now looking for someone to play Wang Shiyi
we need to reconnect Dolphin with her past
You mean to say..
take Dolphin back to her brother
No
Come here
Not take her to her brother
just get Dolphin to play Wang Shiyi
Wait..wait..wait.. I'm confused
You are saying..
we take a fake to play the real one
In fact, the real one is playing the fake
That's what I'm saying
this can be win-win!
We get our money
and keep our Dolphin
You follow?
Do you understand me?
Your Mother was your Father
I heard you're looking for someone
Feeble minded
He says he can co-ordinate things
including giving up all claims
How much?
$1 million
Dr Robinson called
urging you to go back to the US
to get your eyes checked
A petty thief
dares to ask for $1 million
Now
prices are rising too fast
Ok
Get her tomorrow 2pm
at the lawyer's office
It's me
My money
You have the nerve to ask for money
How's it something you've done?
You're Southeast Asia's No 1 Killer?
You're laughing at me
Brother
Something good to discuss
I'll give you a discount
This afternoon the law firm
2pm
meet for a talk
Thank you Brother
Later on..
there'll be a lot of people
But..
don't be nervous
I'll be with you
If someone asks you what's your name
what do you say?
Dolphin
No
Wang
Wang Shiyi
Good
Come
Last night we didn't practise
write your name many, many times
Come, write it for me
Batman
Can I not go?
No
Why don't you want to go?
We play a game
Win the game, there's a bonus
With the bonus
we can buy lots of things
things that you like
With the bonus
we can live a better life
Hey, what's up Siu Bo?
Siu Bo, listen carefully
if I'm not back in time
you go to the Security Bureau Police
Ok?
I'm depending on you
Let's go
Lawyer Zhu
My sister's been found
Shiyi
Really long time no see
Last time I saw you..
Eight years old
Eight years old, right, right, right
This is..
He is my boyfriend
Boyfriend, please, please, please
Shiyi
A while ago we couldn't find you
your brother and I were worried
I was sick
a minor surgery
But now I'm good
You are ok now?
Lawyer Zhu
Shall we start?
Good, good, please, please, please
Sign in here
I'll go and prepare the will
I won't sign
What the..
It's a good thing
sign the paper
win the game
Win the game there is a bonus
Take the prize home for the good times
Why don't you sign?
Sign it Dolphin Ok?
I'm not Dolphin
I am very grateful
You taught me so many things
Do you know
there was a time when..
I thought you were really nice to me
You're finished now
I am Wang Shiyi
You've been pretending
you've been cheating me
I am glad that in the distribution room
I woke up
What distribution room?
Will you sign or not?
Brother
I'm your sister Wang Shiyi
I'm here today
to stand in for my Mom. To take back
something that belongs to her
But money
changes everyone
I won't sign this paper
So I decided to
put the money
into a donation to charity
Of course
you don't get a penny
Ha, ha, ha
Aargh, aargh
Stop, stop, stop
Don't hit women
Tian Ji
Grab her
Strangle you, I'll strangle you
Tian Ji
I'll strangle you Tian Ji
Ok, Ok, Ok, stop it, stop it
Wang Shiyi isn't Wang Shixiong's daughter
I have DNA evidence
If you sign or not, it doesn't matter
you have no right to sign
Then you have no right to sign
you are not his biological son
You
Enough!!
You look at what's in my hand
I was going to leave a rich heritage
to my son and daughter
But now it's unlikely
My Shixiong Group made a corporate loss of $200 million
I have not been able to recover
Forgive your father
I am sorry
What's in the safe
is all the heritage I leave you
Don't move
Everybody's here
As convenient as a bank
$1 million
$2 million
$3 million
BLUE, there's nothing here
What nothing?
This is the case
I kill you he gives me $1 million
then I kill you
she..
How do you give me $1 million?
You're already..
Brother, brother, brother, forget it
Don't try to figure it out
That Wang Shixiong Group has losses of $200 million
Their inheritance is negative equity
Do you understand?
Negative equity
You give me
I'm also out $500,000
Thank you
Please sit down
One surprise $1 million
Two surprises $2 million
Three surprises $3 million
You said
give me three surprises
Come, come, come
You give me a bill
I'll give you the several thousands
I really have not inherited anything
Several thousands
do you play games with me, for your fun
Don't come over. Roll
Roll back there
Then roll again
Don't follow me
Big Brother, where are you going?
I don't know where I'm going
Anyway, you don't follow
Go back, it's dangerous here
Don't come
Go back, I beg you
I'll kill her
Why don't you just kill me?
Now I have nothing anyway
my Dad died
my brother wants me dead
even he betrayed me
How did I betray you?
You used me
in your eyes I'm worth $1 million
How could we live if they didn't pay?
I owe $500,000
I get $1 million, pay back $500,000
have $500,000 in hand to support you
I am now Wang Shiyi
I'm not crazy anymore
Being not crazy isn't right
look at the way you hate now
this is not the way of Dolphin
I'm still considering whether or not to take you home
How come all men are so unreliable
How am I unreliable?
You're just the same, you tell me
is a woman being logical wrong?
You think this is reasonable?
Why would this woman wake up?
You used to be adorable
You talk, talk, talk about what?
Why are you doing this?
Don't ask about me
You see what you've done
If I'd killed you I have $1 million
Killed your Dad have $1 million
Killed Tian Ji have $1 million
Paid $700,000 to BLUE
I'd still have $2,600,000
$2,300,000!!
$2,300,000
For $2,300,000 why would I kill 3 people
I was a businessman
in Malaysia I had a banana plantation
Why me? Why me?
Calm down, calm down
How did I get like this?
Why me?
Don't get excited, relax
Come over here
This isn't your fault
Listen to me. This is this world's mistake
Life's just like this
I saw a movie where something was broken
it said..
As long as it's alive it had a chance
had a chance to take off and fly
Don't ask me what movie it was
Where can you go?
Come with me, we'll go together
We'll make a comeback
If it was on the plate
I'd eat it
No problem
Didn't know any better
don't fly so high, you'll fly further
You think I can take off again
You can
Have dreams can fly
Three years later
Big Brother
Hello Big Brother
What are you doing here?
Ha ha ha
I opened a security company
Your Mother was your Father
Stand straight, look here
Attention!
So it wasn't me who helped you get on
With your negative example
it was easier for me to get on the right path
Ha ha ha
So much praise, thank you
You'll always be my Big Brother
They are all your younger brothers
I'll buy you a drink
Hey, I'll pay
I want you to pay
but not today
Today I want to take a walk
clear my head
Ok?
Another day
you're busy
Big Brother
Still need me to tie your shoelaces
You're not Dolphin anymore
Separation was hard
Let's go
Hey
You don't fool me
You're bad
Ha ha ha
Le Ye and Shiyi married and had a bunch of kids
They actively teach pregnancy secrets, becoming famous everywhere as babymakers
Jack and Tian Ji went hawking pirate CDs
Dreaming that one day they'll rise again
Charles stayed in China selling bananas in the daytime
Real Malaysian bananas 5$ a pound
In the evening dressed as Batman, everywhere seeing justice done, to become the new city hero